And now it's time for another episode of INSIDE...JARED'S...BRAIN!!! (Brought to you by insincerity...the only sincerity you're IN with!)
On this episode, Jared meets an Animal Rights Advocate in downtown Toronto.
Animal Rights Advocate: Hey man, got a minute to talk?
Jared: Sure!
(If I don't suck it up now. he might catch me on the way back in 10 minutes. Awkkkkkkkkkward)
Animal Rights Advocate: We're trying to raise money to protect arctic and cold weather ecosystems. How much do you know about the situation?
Jared: Oh sure, I'm always pretty up to date on that stuff.
(none, but if I wing maybe I can impress the cute girl next to him)
....Because of the incremental climate changes, polar bears have to swim longer distances between ice flows, often drowning in the process. The waters around Canada also suffer from whalers who are continually depopulating the species for "scientific research".
(Yep that'll do it...ohhhh the cute girl didn't turn around, DAMN IT!)
Animal Rights Advocate: Wow! You seem very interested. how about giving us your email so we can send you some more information?
Jared: I'd love to (No i wouldn't) but I'm really in a rush to catch the subway (it's a nice day to walk) Maybe I'll catch you on my way back (note to self, walk on other side of the street).
Animal Rights Advocate: Okay well, thanks for stopping. Don't forget to take a flyer.
Jared: Sounds good (trash).
Animal Rights Advocate: Have a good one.
Jared: You too (I wonder what whale meat tastes like?)
This has been another episode of INSIDE...JARED'S...BRAIN! TUNE IN TOMORROW!
